It has been real long. I apologise for the absence. I will try to update more frequently from now on. Haha.
Anyway! Let this be the first of the many series that I am going to put up here on UTS. Let the series be called…
THE *ROLLS EYES* SERIES
What is this about?
Basically, this would be about real life accounts of what yours truly has encountered in the AJ Circle which just makes me roll my eyes until they drop out of their sockets. Oops. Too gory. Haha.
You get the point. It’s BITCHING TIME!
And now for part 1.
My ‘Friend’ Francis
Introduction
I met Francis through THE WEBSITE and we started chatting on MSN. He seemed to be quite a nice guy until there was once he blatantly insulted me. -.-”’ But that was still forgiveable. I’m not that mean.
So I went out with him once. It was not too bad. Maybe because I can talk. Unless I really despise you then I won’t talk to you but otherwise, I can crap. A lot. Heh.
After that, we chat on MSN once in a while. But the main story is what happened about a month ago.
We were chatting on MSN and this was how it went. (Roughly. But the main gist is here lah.)
Francis: Hey. How are you?
Me: I’m fine. Thanks. You?
Francis: Lonely and boyfriend-less.
Me: Why? Single ok what!
Francis: Huh! How about you? How’s your love life?
Me: Still single.
Francis: Why the smiley face?
Me: Ermm. I guess I’m happily single?
Francis: Oh. Ok. I’m not.
Me: Err. Ok.
- silence -
Francis: Are you seeing anyone right now?
Me: Erm. No?
Francis: Oh. Then can I?
Me: You mean ‘date’ me? =.=”’ (WE HAVE ONLY MET ONCE LAH!!! AND YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW ME THAT WELL YET!!!)
Francis: Yeah.
Me: Err. I don’t think I’m into such things right now.
Francis: Oh. Hmm. Then can we meet up?
Me: Oh. Can. Why not?
Francis: Meet up as in.. dating?
Me: (WHAAAAAT?!?!) Huh? *rolls eyes* Define ‘dating’.
Francis: What is dating to you?
Me: Erm. Meeting someone for lunch, dinner, movie. Just like how I meet my friends but just that the person you are meeting is your ‘date’.
Francis: Oh.
- silence -
Me: What does it mean to you?
Francis: Go out as friends. But with benefits.
Me: Benefits? What benefits are you talking about? *rolls eyes*
Francis: Like holding hands and stuff. To satisfy our needs.
Me: Needs? =X *rolls eyes*
*closes the MSN conversation window*
Now you know why it’s called The *Rolls Eyes* Series.
‘Til the next episode. 
